but it isn't raining

DO NOT QUESTION THE RAINMAKER HE IS MAKING RAIN IF YOU DO NOT SEE THE RAIN IT IS THE FAILURE OF YOUR EYES

First message from an exchange in the comments section at the Huffington Post:

JFC, what the hell? I am so angry about this bill and the fact that Obama supports it. We've been bamboozled, haven't we? Let's face it, Obama is protecting people who broke the law. I mean, we know what a creep Lieberman is, but now Obama's playing right along with the Bush admin's warhawk ways.

He escalated the war into Pakistan--I don't recall Congress having a vote on this, right or wrong--it needs to be pursued lawfully and with debate...

Guantamo closing is a bust, the Patriot Act, FISA, DADT and indefinite imprisonment of detainees is still in effect. He's more eloquent than Bush and less bellicose than Cheney, but what real difference is he making? Where's the transparency?

And the first message in response:

I want you to tell me exactly how is Obama protecting anyone except our troops? Come on facts now! Obama has always said the front on this was AFghan he always said that - I guess you were not listening. He truly is far more transparent than ANYONE that has EVER been in his office.

If Barack Obama got caught fucking a puppy on the White House lawn, the commenters at the Huffington Post would be all, like, who paid that dog to attack Great Leader's magnificently unflawed cock?!